‘Suddenly Biscuit, was not the apex, suddenly every cat in the hierarchy was fighting for the top.’: A cat owner’s attempt to comfort a sad feline triggers a hierarchy collapse, as the once apex cat fights to reclaim their right to exclusive affection

As feline pawrents we are pretty well versed in the dangers and pitfalls of having cat children in our lives. For example, when you wake in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom you must be wary of every shadow that looks like a shirt on the floor, lest it be your cat who cannot be bothered to move. Or how every time you eat you need to keep your head on a swivel just in case your cat has decided to morph into a food ninja and will pounce upon your plate with little to no warning when you least expect it.

Well, we are coming to you with a story today that truly takes the biscuit when it comes to these kinds of cautionary tales as we delve into the story of the four feline horsemen of the apocalypse who did not take kindly to their self agreed upon hierarchy being tampered with by their hooman servant. Suffice it to say that chaos quickly ensued until order was restored to the horsemen's lives.

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